Nicknames...?

[Mokujin]

Recently, I recieved what was quite possibly the strangest name I've even been called... (excluding a select few unmentionables...) Apparently I am now Jesus... Why anyone would call me that is far beyond me... So... Yeah... List the strangest nicknames you've ever possibly been given...

[Guest Laguna]

Dr. Helecopter

BuddhaBong

Buddha

X

Mr. X

Xavier

X-men

BuddyBanger

Tom

Mr. Buddha

XXX

Boodybanger

Open pervert

Pervert?

Lucky? (made me sound like a dog)

Fool (and other stuff Moku calls me xDD)

Edited December 22, 2005 by X

[lameunisgood4u]

I've been called Jesus too... and Caveman... wtf?

and Lame... -___--

[Khaos]

Yeah, i've been called "Black Jesus", only when i was too lazy to get a shave (for like a month or so), plus i have this 'large'(understatement) crucifix that i wea now and again...

I also have a lengthy list of nicknames, but, well i may put them up at some point.

[Cloudnine]

hmm....

There's Laci

LucyLiuLiu ((my last names Liu))

Variations of the above and my name

Yaya

Smoogles

Chinkler

mistress metal ((from a gymnastics routine to a heavy metal beat))

mistress masochist ((contortionism))

mistress calamity ((post tooth surgery blood spitting incident. it actually was funny.))

and a bunch of mistress variations

and then theres

Saffy.

As in saffron....what someone claimed my hair color was. ((People are still guessing exactly what color it is.))

[Guest PirateNiNjA]

Lolo

Grandpa

Troll

Caveman

Mikeface

Mikeyface

Michele (italian pronounced Mekaylay)

Mikhail

Beast

Beardy

Mikey

Mikeykins

Mr.Proverb

Papi

lots if variations on my name, references to my strange body structure, my low voice, my beard or my wisdom and tendancy to preach

Edited December 23, 2005 by PirateNiNjA

[Cloudnine]

oh...haha...

Random impulse.

Jesu, nimm dich deiner Gleider

All' solch' dein' Gutt' wir preisen

Es ist das Heil uns kommen her

Auf meinen lieben Gott

Jesu, der du meine Seele

Du Lebensfurst, Herr Jesu Christ

Alleluia, dess soll'n wir Alle froh sein

Yeah. Random song titles from my packet of military chorales for 2nd Bassoon. XD

[Guest PirateNiNjA]

german christian songs, almost all of them talk about loving god and or jesus

[Jake]

Jake

Jakeykins/Jakeypoo

(Hey)Gorgeous - reserved for Susan

Bruce - reserved for Josh

The Blind Surgeon

} Gym Class only

Maroon Monsoon

[Azure]

pat that matt

polli (polar bear)

giddy

[Lemon]

I have lots of nicknames. most of them involving lemons are things that rhyme with or include "clem" "lem" or some other random nonsense.

Theres a book full of them...way too many to list.

[Matthias Drake]

Drake

Blue

Zigzag

Shitting Bull

The Pretty Girl (Very, very long story short, the vast majority of my female friends -who I suspect are closet lesbians- claim that I look more like a pretty girl than a boy. It isn't something I'm happy about.)

Dis

Ubik

[Cloudnine]

MD: Girly?

Man...I have to see!!!!! Not enough girly guys at my school...so depressing. XD

[Matthias Drake]

I don't want to. I think it had to do with my hair... But my hair is a couple inches shorter now so nyah.

[Cloudnine]

WHAT?

You cut it??

Nooooooo!!! What is with guys and the need to get their hair cut!!! *dies*

[Guest Sweet Neodaddy]

We just don't want to look like hippies anymore.

Sorry.

[Matthias Drake]

WHAT?

You cut it??

Nooooooo!!! What is with guys and the need to get their hair cut!!! *dies*

Aunt made me. It was her wedding, and she wanted me to have shorter hair for it.

[Cloudnine]

...................for a wedding my mom wanted me to dye my hair black again, so I don't look like some insane person misplaced in the party. XD

This guy had hair down to his back at school, but he just cut it so short....I almost cried. XD

Then my friend ((also a guy)) was growing his hair out and it got to his shoulders and over his eyes. ((Hot)) Then he woke up one morning and shaved it all off. I almost cried too.

[Guest PirateNiNjA]

long hair requires care i shave the sides of my head and grow the top longi hate having hair over my ears and on my neck but i like having it on top.

[Cloudnine]

WHAT? I can't stand putting my hair up so that ears and parts of my face are revealed...XDDDD

[Guest Léon]

(My name in real life is Luke, so that may explain a few names.)

*Lukie (My second cousin calls me this.)

*Lukif (My friend calls me this for some reason.)

*Lukie-sum (My sister, making fun of -san.)

*Lukas (Ding-dongs who think my name is Lucas or Lukas.)

*Loogalukas (My one friend calls me this because I once puked up mucus duing Track.)

*Sears Tower (The newer nickname by the same friend as above because I am tall.)

I'll add more as I remember more.

[Guest Sweet Neodaddy]

Loogalukas actually sounds somewhat French.

As for nicknames, most of mine (all but two) stem from the nickname I received years ago... Neo.

-Art (the only one pre-Neo)

-Neo

-Neo the One

-the_one (the underscore is said verbally)

-Sweet Neodaddy

-Ol' Dirty Neodaddy

-*COCK SMASH* (my newest one, due to me typo'ing WWE wrestler Boogeyman's trademark move over IM.)

I've also been called the humanoid manifestation of the antichrist, but that's not really a nickname...

Edited January 2, 2006 by Sweet Neodaddy

[Kouta]

I'm pleased to say I have no nicknames...which is good because nobody can make of my name...there are very few things that can stem from Cory...I've only had one that my Grandparents called me. Coco-mo. Thats the only nickname I've ever had! It is both good, and sad.

[Guest Skye]

Eh..? Nicknames:

Ho, Hoe - A lot of people at my old school sometimes call me that. I won't say the reason... but its definetely not what you think.. -__- Inside joke

Skank - Similiar to above, but it doesn't have the same effect.

Hoebag - My best friend and his sisters call me this. Dunno why exatly.

Oyster - From a group of people at my old school. According to them, my name means oyster in Chinese....

[Guest Yachiru]

Jackass. PERIOD

why, cause i do stupid stuff

and

i have long hair to and cut some of it during winter break but then it grew back, ahh lovely hair