prestidigitatious

To Shades: Oh, I see, I have to wait for a while after the lies and goo starts to get ooze and deception. But wait! That means I wasn't lied to at all, and if that's the case, the one who said I was lied to lied to me. BUT WAIT! That means I was lied to after all... I see, I think I've already progressed to the second part... I'd like my ooze now. To Cloud: INDEED! Now you're grasping the power of that which is the person who happens to be considered myself by me! I will pull your tumor out with my prestidigitations! And you will pay me lotsamoney for it... And you will never know that It was really just pig fat that I had palmed before I started the operation.

What the hell? I was promised deception and ooze, not lies and goo.

goo?...well crap, that`s a dissapointment, I was under the impression that it was ooze...

I'm a friend of his from Casper... And yourself?

Oh, yeah! You better believe it's gonna nat-20

(Less intense demonstration of Prestidigitatious's powers of prestidigitation)

Okay, I'll have to sync up with fluffy to fix some issues in our history

wait a second, weren't you my 'volunteer?'

Fluff... knock it off before I prestidigitate all over your face.

Right then let me just start with "HUZZAH!!!"... wait that's backwards, I end with that...Let me just start with *clears throught to innitiate Epic Salesman Voice* "Salutations, and greetings, I am 'He Who Is Most Prestidigitatious.'I LOVE that world,come on say it: 'PRESTIDIGITATIOUS'... Does it not just roll of the tongue with great prestige and... di...tatious...ness? OF COURSE IT DOES! But wait, there's more! With Prestidigitatiousness, you can excite, entertain, exercise, exorcise, and even embalm the ones you love. AND YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH IT!!! Don't believe me? watch this." *Grabs random girl from the audience.* Him: "Excuse me, ma'am, would you mind if I demonstrated the awesome power of the word 'Prestidigitatious?'" Girl: "Actually, I do mind, In fact I don't ev-" Hime: "Excellent, now witness and be astonished" *Clears throught one more time.* PRESTIDIGITATIOUS!!! (The volunteer is absolutely ravished by the epic sound waves that emanate from his voice. She begins to cry through her ears and bleed through the eyes, and passes out from an overdose of awesomeness.) Self:"Okay now?" Other Self:"Yeah" Huzzah!!! Oh by the way, the reason I'm here, is because my real world friend, Fluffy, threatened to take my soul if i didn't join... he can't have my soul, it's my soul, I like this soul, you don't know what it tooktogetthissoulillbedamnedifilethimgethishandsonititsmyfavoritesoulofallti...

For a while my thing was to always recycle my graveyard back into my library... Innistrad basically kicked me out of my comfort zone (I didn't even get an eviction notice...) Now I do pretty much the obvious, with a modded version of the prebuilt death fed deck, and a slight splicing in of the eldritch onslaught, I now do quite the opposite. Hppily throwing away both my deck and library, I like to keep a negate, or naturalize on hand, and when I threw Innistrad Garuuk in, he felt right at home...

GNOMES FTW!!! That is all.

Did I miss anything?

~User Data~ -Posting: Weekdays after 6pm/ Weekends -Time Zone: Central ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Vital Statistics~ Name: Morihida Hina Clan:None Birthplace: Suna Current Residence: Appartment in Suna. Paid for by his father as a graduation present Age:20 D.O.B.: January 13, 2095 Sex: Male ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Appearance~ -Height: 5'9' -Weight: 135 LBS. -Hair Color: Black with deep purple and vibrant green streaks -Eye Color: Varies between green and purple tints (occasionally grey in transition) -Clothing: Hina dresses himself in fine, multilayered, breathable clothing, to keep himself unencumbered and protected from the harsh climate of Suna -Physical Description: Delicate fame/ Pale skin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Persona~ Personality:Personality: Easygoing, and forgiving, untill you harm a friend of his. He's passively, quite charming, but suprisingly socially awkward with intentional approaches. Likes: •Girl's that are taller than him •Books •Companionship Dislikes: •The sun •His name •The concept of absolute nothingness Favorites: -Food:His own, unusual concoctions -Colors:Black, white, green, and purple -Music Genre:techno(in general) and classical -Book Genre:science, sci-fi, and fantasy -Hangout:Either at home, at a library, or at Fuki's ice cream shop, harrassing fuki,and getting some momentary reprieve from the scorching heat of Suna. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Background~ Current Allegiance: Relationships: -Parent(s):Morihida Oran -Sibling(s):Fukikaya -Significant Other(s): -Pet(s): -Teacher(s): -Friend(s): History: His name is Hina Morahida. He was born January 13, 2095. Due to sonagram failure, he was expected to be a girl. His father, Oran Morahida, acted hastely upon the sonagram result, picked the name Hina, and had the his room set up early. It wasn't untill he was born that Oran realized"This obviously is NOT a girl..." Oran swiftly decided"To hell with it, I already have everything set up. Sometimes the fates decide to play cruel jokes, who am I to interfere?" And thus the name Hina stuck. Oran was a fairly wealthy man, his mother left shortly after Hina's birth, leaving him with his father. Hina never knew why his mother left, he never really actually cared, he decided that if she wasn't decent enough to stay with Oran, a man who couldn't have possibly wronged her, than she wasn't worth worrying about.9 As he grew, he learned he had an astonishing reserve of energy and was gifted with uncanny talents. Growing bored of the easy, repitition of standard schooling, and curious of his developing talents, he decided to enroll into the ninja academy at the age of 12. Bad timing on his part, his enrollment proccess was completed just as the civil war broke out, but he would not be deterred from his goals... Having little knowledge, or care, of polotics, he continued in his training with no regards for the outcome of the war. The Academy was nowhere near as easy for him as traditional schooling, but this is what he expected, and hoped for. Though he excelled at ninjutsu and genjutsu, he had difficulties mastering taijutsu, but, all things said and done, he did well enough. After completing his training at the age of 16 he decided to return to more traditional academics, and chose to enroll in high school. Upon his return home, his father told him of a cousin that was going to live with them, Fukikaya. Hina got along with his new family member better than Oran expected, the two shared many ideas and agreements and swiftly bonded to eachother. Hina could tell there was something about Fuki, in fact, he knew exactly what it was, his analysis of the adopted cousin matched up perfectly with the abilties of a certain clan discussed in the academy, the Kaguya Clan. He never told Fuki he knew his secret, half because he assumed Fuki was aware that he knew, and half because he decided Fuki would tell him when that level of trust was established. The two enrolled in high school together, as planned. It went rather smoothly, there were quips, Hina knew fuki could handle himself, but still decided to play the role of 'big brother', in order to help Fuki hide his secret.Although Hina slept through most of his class, he garnered quite a bit of respect with his teachers(except for his history teacher), he seemed to always absorb information no matter what state he was in, at first, they thought he was simply cheating on his tests, but were proved wrong when they decided to test him in a seperate room. History was another story, he passed, but only just. It wasn't for lack of understanding the material, Hina just didn't care about the past, or politics. Hina was niether a 'live in the past' or a 'live for today' kind of guy. He held a strong philosophy: You can't reach for the future if you're grasping to the past. Hina and Fuki graduated, and now live in an appartment paid for by Oran (this was their graduation present). Fuki opened an ice cream shop, and Hina, chose to pursue the carrer of a ninja, now that the war was old news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Statistics Death Bonus: None Rank: (Gennin Level: 0 TXP: 0 Total Stat Points: (Your total stat points, at level 0 all characters have 500 stat points to assign to their various ability scores.) -Stats- (Health) 40 (Stamina) 20 (Chakra) 80 (Taijutsu) 10 (Defense) 50 (Ninjutsu) 50 (Genjutsu) 50 (Concentration) 50 (Speed) 50 (Accuracy)50 (Evasion)50 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Skills~ Skill Point Tally: Used:10/Total:10 Remaining Skill Points: 0 Skills: >Hindering Advancement Seal [Taijutsu](+1) Merciful(+1) Self Defense(+2) Damage Prone(+4 >Helpful The Path of the Defender(-1) \Enlightened Defender \Caring Heart Defensive Action Expert(-1) Guard Expertise (first rank free with caring heart) Self Defense Tactics (-1) First Aid Provider(-1) Savior(-1) Chakra Flow(-5) Skills learned from Jounins: (You can learn up to 4 SP worth of skills for free, if a Jounin teaches you them. Link to where you learned the skill.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Techniques~ Jutsu Points: 0 Used : 0 Available : 4 Total Recovery; Level 1 Type: Ninjutsu [General] Rank: Gennin [Medical] Cost: 60 Chakra Effect: Heal 60 Health on target. Description: A green glow surrounds the medical shinobi's hand as they use one of the few Jutsus that is able to restore life. Focusing their energy they will use their chakra to rapidly heal the wounds of the target. Cost: 3 Sweet Nectar (Amai Kanro) Type: Ninjutsu [General] Rank: Gennin [Medical] Cost: 10 Chakra Effect: Removes 'Bleeding' damage or turn based damage from a poison that deals 20 or less points per turn. Description: A sweet smelling, lightly colored fluid coats the ninja's hands and is applied to the troubled area. This technique will take care of any light maladies from minor infection to bleeding to poisons. Cost: 1 Name: Bunshin no Jutsu (Clone Technique) Type: Genjutsu Rank: Academy Student Cost: 10x Description: Creates an illusionary replica of the user. It is unable to attack or interact with other objects, but can serve as a good distraction. Effect: Adds +5x evasion and +5x accuracy for each clone. Once a clone is hit it is destroyed, and the bonuses with it. A bunshin is considered to have 0 evasion and rolls to dodge whenever it is targeted in the user's response phase. The value of x is the number of clones you have made. Maximum of 8 bunshin can be made. Name: Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Technique) Type: Genjutsu Rank: Academy Student Cost: 5 Genjutsu Effects: Change your appearance. A character 25+ levels above the one who uses this technique can see through it. Description: Wrap chakra around your body to change your appearance. You take that physical form, but only to a certain extent, such as body shape and size. You cannot, for instance, turn your arm into a bow and start firing ammunition at an opponent. Name: Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Substitute Technique) Type: Ninjutsu Rank: Academy Student Cost: 10 Damage: None Effects: Evade the next attack aimed at you. Skip your main and setup phase this turn. You can only use this 1 time per battle. This technique cannot be used to dodge Ninjutsu, Taijutsu or Genjutsu Techniques. Description: A lifesaver, and a must-have technique. With this technique, the user is able to swap their body with a nearby object, usually a log, which will take the full force of any incoming blows for them, while they retreat to safe ground or search for an opening. Jutsu learned from Jounins: (You can learn up to 12 JP of jutsu from Jounin for free! Link to where you learned these techniques.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Inventory~ (The Armor and Weapons sections reflect what you have equipped. The Items section reflects what you have, period.) (7 Slots Used out of 15 Slots Total [You have 7 slots used from the basic equipment which are given as 'freebies', not counting your hitai-ate.) --Armor: Hitai-ate (Unlike most hitai-ate, this one does protect hina's forehead... From the sun.) -Head: -Neck: -Body: -Waist: -Forearm(s): -Hand(s): -Thigh(s): -Calve(s): -Feet: --Weapons: -Main Weapon: -Sub Weapon: --Item Listing -Items on Hand: 3 Shuriken, 3 Kunai, and 4 Senbon Needles -Items in Vault: None -Money on Hand: $125 -Money in Bank: 0 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Logs~ Exp Earned: Transaction Log: Mission Log: Rank D: Rank C: Rank B: Rank A: Rank S:

*Known Techniques Recovery; Level 1 Type: Ninjutsu [General] Rank: Gennin [Medical] Cost: 60 Chakra Effect: Heal 60 Health on target. Description: A green glow surrounds the medical shinobi's hand as they use one of the few Jutsus that is able to restore life. Focusing their energy they will use their chakra to rapidly heal the wounds of the target. Cost: 3 Sweet Nectar (Amai Kanro) Type: Ninjutsu [General] Rank: Gennin [Medical] Cost: 10 Chakra Effect: Removes 'Bleeding' damage or turn based damage from a poison that deals 20 or less points per turn. Description: A sweet smelling, lightly colored fluid coats the ninja's hands and is applied to the troubled area. This technique will take care of any light maladies from minor infection to bleeding to poisons. Cost: 1 Bunshin no Jutsu (Clone Technique) Type: Genjutsu [General] Rank: Academy Student Cost: 10x Chakra Damage: N/A Effect: Adds +5x evasion and +5x accuracy for each clone. Once a clone is hit it is destroyed, and the bonuses with it. A bunshin is considered to have 0 evasion and rolls to dodge whenever it is targeted in the user's response phase. The value of x is the number of clones you have made. Maximum of 8 bunshin can be made. This is given for free at character creation. Description: Creates an illusionary replica of the user. It is unable to attack or interact with other objects, but can serve as a good distraction. Cost: Free Upon Creation Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Technique) Type: Genjutsu [General] Rank: Academy Student Cost: 5 Chakra Effect: Change your appearance. A character 25+ levels above the one who uses this technique can see through it. This is given for free at character creation. Description: Wrap chakra around your body to change your appearance. You take that physical form, but only to a certain extent, such as body shape and size. You cannot, for instance, turn your arm into a bow and start firing ammunition at an opponent. Cost: Free Upon Creation Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Substitute Technique) Type: Ninjutsu [General] Rank: Academy Student Cost: 10 Chakra Damage: None Effect: Evade the next attack aimed at you. Skip your main and setup phase this turn. You can only use this 1 time per battle. This technique cannot be used to dodge Ninjutsu, Taijutsu or Genjutsu Techniques. This is given for free at character creation. Description: A lifesaver, and a must-have technique. With this technique, the user is able to swap their body with a nearby object, usually a log, which will take the full force of any incoming blows for them, while they retreat to safe ground or search for an opening. Cost: Free Upon Creation