prestidigitatious Posted January 28, 2012 Posted January 28, 2012 Right then let me just start with "HUZZAH!!!"... wait that's backwards, I end with that...Let me just start with *clears throught to innitiate Epic Salesman Voice* "Salutations, and greetings, I am 'He Who Is Most Prestidigitatious.'I LOVE that world,come on say it: 'PRESTIDIGITATIOUS'... Does it not just roll of the tongue with great prestige and... di...tatious...ness? OF COURSE IT DOES! But wait, there's more! With Prestidigitatiousness, you can excite, entertain, exercise, exorcise, and even embalm the ones you love. AND YOU CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH IT!!! Don't believe me? watch this." *Grabs random girl from the audience.* Him: "Excuse me, ma'am, would you mind if I demonstrated the awesome power of the word 'Prestidigitatious?'" Girl: "Actually, I do mind, In fact I don't ev-" Hime: "Excellent, now witness and be astonished" *Clears throught one more time.* PRESTIDIGITATIOUS!!! (The volunteer is absolutely ravished by the epic sound waves that emanate from his voice. She begins to cry through her ears and bleed through the eyes, and passes out from an overdose of awesomeness.) Self:"Okay now?" Other Self:"Yeah" Huzzah!!! Oh by the way, the reason I'm here, is because my real world friend, Fluffy, threatened to take my soul if i didn't join... he can't have my soul, it's my soul, I like this soul, you don't know what it tooktogetthissoulillbedamnedifilethimgethishandsonititsmyfavoritesoulofallti... Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 28, 2012 Author Posted January 28, 2012 Fluff... knock it off before I prestidigitate all over your face. Quote
Cloudnine Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Hey dere, welcome to NA! I'd like to see some of that prestidigitation. 8D Quote
Cellar Door Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 I use my 0 level prestidigitations to stir my tea when I'm in the inn. Quote
Warr Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Fluffy quit telling people you won't do stuff you plan to do anyways. Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 Hey dere, welcome to NA! I'd like to see some of that prestidigitation. 8D wait a second, weren't you my 'volunteer?' Quote
Cloudnine Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 Now that you mention it... -wipes blood from eyes- I seem to have missed the demonstration. 8D Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 (Less intense demonstration of Prestidigitatious's powers of prestidigitation) Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 Oh, yeah! You better believe it's gonna nat-20 Quote
Hardcore Skittlez Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 :| I am also a RL friend of Fluffy's. Who be you, and from where do you come? Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 I'm a friend of his from Casper... And yourself? Quote
Azure Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 He is a friendly neighborhood paint rolley. Welcome again to NA where all you hopes and dreams will be fulfilled...just to find you permanently are stuck here in the primordial goo. Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 He is a friendly neighborhood paint rolley. Welcome again to NA where all you hopes and dreams will be fulfilled...just to find you permanently are stuck here in the primordial goo. goo?...well crap, that`s a dissapointment, I was under the impression that it was ooze... Quote
Azure Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 You were lied to. You have just been enlightened by the wisdom of Veritas. Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 30, 2012 Author Posted January 30, 2012 What the hell? I was promised deception and ooze, not lies and goo. Quote
Shades Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) the first portion of your stay will be filled with lies and deception until the ooze has fully grasped onto you. afterwards, the lies dissipate as they are no longer needed, forming a beautiful hallucinogenic miasma around you, forever cementing the deception as the only truth of your world. please enjoy your stay. also, there is no spoon Edited January 31, 2012 by Shades Quote
Cloudnine Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 I just want to add that in the readings for my Ethnomedicine class, I just read a study on the prestidigitation involved in shaman healers in different communities! =o Quote
prestidigitatious Posted January 31, 2012 Author Posted January 31, 2012 To Shades: Oh, I see, I have to wait for a while after the lies and goo starts to get ooze and deception. But wait! That means I wasn't lied to at all, and if that's the case, the one who said I was lied to lied to me. BUT WAIT! That means I was lied to after all... I see, I think I've already progressed to the second part... I'd like my ooze now. To Cloud: INDEED! Now you're grasping the power of that which is the person who happens to be considered myself by me! I will pull your tumor out with my prestidigitations! And you will pay me lotsamoney for it... And you will never know that It was really just pig fat that I had palmed before I started the operation. Quote
