Mr. Kitty

A human with a penis. Duh. Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

This guy I know has his clavicle pierced. He at one point had his hip pierced and the back of his neck pierced. It's pretty hot.

Yeah, he lives on some street somewhere. When will my reflection show who I am inside?

I have to answer your question with a question. Why are men jerks and douchebags?

Ass today, mouth tomorrow, but never the same day in and in a row! Why do I screw myself over on my homework?

Open your eyes and see that your eyes are open~! When it's cold outside, am I here in vain?

Because you never actually ordered it. Where did the time go?!

I dunno, I do it too. 為什麼草是綠色的?

Only certain emo people can pull it off.

Depends, Captain Morgan, or the Captain Jack Sparrow? Actually, in both cases, yes. Who's your daddy?

Neither, it would probably be a combination of Tony raging and Blue's head imploding from the confusion. I've always wondered when would the right time be to tell you that I'm making love to all ya'll moms.

Why the fuck not? It's fascinating! Why am I up at 3:40 in the morning when I need to be up at 9?

I've seen it. After you've killed. Why do I procrastinate.

May babies rock, -high five!-

o; WAT. HAPPI BIRTHDAY.

My sex dreams never end in sex. It starts out with the foreplay and then usually ends with me on an adventure to elsewhere. Man, I NEVER score in my dreams.

WHO NOW? Kidding! Happy Birthday, BLUE!

GAH! CONGRATULATIONS, ICHI. SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

TEMPLATE We already talked about this, but I'll put this here, anyway. Compositionally, the business card is brilliant. The textures, however make the business card look more like an online front page to a personal website. If you tone it down and back a little bit, your business card will seem a lot more professional. You have an artistic eye. Like I said, the composition of the text is really smart and makes it different from most other business cards. I think that, in itself will help you get recognized. ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO TRY TO FIND A JOB NEAR ME WHEN YOU GO TO GDC. NINTENDO, MICROSOFT, BUNGIE, 5TH CELL, ARENANET, MONOLITH, AND VALVE ARE ALL WITHIN LIKE 15 MINUTES FROM ME. MOVE THE FUCK HERE.

CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH GURT'S AND TONY'S TEAM FOR GETTING NOMNOMNOMINATED.

Did someone say CP?

Me, unsure. More likely than not, but I won't be there until day 1 due to school.

Which guy are you? The white one? or the ethnic one?

HAPPYBDAY

Tony, I think it's about time you let Brie make her dinosaur ninja.