Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I couldn't even begin to think of Kansas jokes. I don't know anything about Kansas, aside from the fact that the Wizard of Oz took place there, and I'm not even really sure of that. That's how much Kansas sucks. I pity you if you live there. I think I'd even take California over Kansas and I've a rabid disdain for it. Also small dogs are best when drop kicked numerous times and then consumed. Does Napalm stick to kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 First, it did take place there, and I did live there for too long and I can honestly say that it does indeed suck. Now to answer your question, yes, and everything else you throw it at. Ever have that creative urge and no way you can immediately think of to express it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Every. Single. Day. Or OR I try to express it and get further enraged by my inability to properly do so. Fun times. Also White Phosphorus > Napalm. Ever work on something that you are using to express said creativity, get almost done, screw up one part and completely destroy aforementioned work? Or is that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 No, I've done that. And skittz has himself quite a catch if you're that into incendiaries. <3 What the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 (edited) What can I say I like things that go boom. Or sticks to things (I find I'm having to heavily edit my words or I'm going to offend some one >____>). Yanno like thermite, I've made that before that's some fun stuff right there. Morbid? Hardly. I say inventive. Also. Special hell, where people who talk in movie theaters go to mingle with pedos. What the fornication under the consent of azure? Edited April 27, 2010 by Israfael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 That's what I said when I saw that stupid wordfilter. Except I dropped enough actual F-Bombs to completely obliterate every subatomic particle in all 144,000 of "The Chosen," as the Witnesses believe. Seriously, what's with the wordfilter? PG-13 these days is equivalent to R 20 years ago and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I'm pretty sure I've got enough obscene words in my handy dandy obscene word dictionary to obliterate pretty much every single subatomic particles ever. The word filter is for the fourteen year olds that have managed to keep their virgin ears and eyes long enough to find this site since they know we have word filters. That way we don't steal their expletive cherries. How many obscene words like pudenda and (there was a word here that I'm not going to post because apparently it's not blocked and I don't feel like getting kicked out of here just yet) get blocked by the word filter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Just the one, I think. I too could list the entire expletive dictionary in my head, but then that would give the higher-ups a template for more filters. There are some that are humorous. the girl who likes it in the butt. poophead. Etc. It's insane of me to ask, but what is the most humorous song/anime mash-up you would love to see slung together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Hurmm. I've got to say something from the Bloodhound Gang and Dogs Bullets and Carnage. Why? I'm not sure. I think I would giggle. Who do I have to compete with for position of Open Pervert #1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 A member long since dead. Far as I know, it's open. Two part question: 1. What's Dog Bullets and Carnage? 2. Anyone feel like requesting a GM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I. Want. Also I would like a GM. Because fail Skittz is fail and can only rp when he is in the mood. I'm still so fresh to the forum I want to get every single levels/rp as fast as possible. It'll fade eventually, maybe. Dogs. It's a fantastic anime, I love the art style and Badou. Men with eye patches are ftfw. What is does the job a GM entitle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 (edited) I'm confused by your question. Plus, I don't think we're accepting new GMs anytime soon. Also, is this an anime? I asked because I was bored and was willing to make a 0:30-1:00 long video. Also, you'd have to talk to someone in power to have your rank changed. Anything else? Edited April 27, 2010 by dowhatnow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Israfael Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I can't blame you for that. That was horribly worded and arranged. I'm talking about wanting the Pervert #1 position, hence the lech face ---> I'm saying I would like to abuse your GMness for my own entertainment purposes, not become one. If we are speaking of Anime I'd totally want the Bloodhound Gang and anything . hack // The non closet geek half of me can't differentiate between Manga and Anime. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miso Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Don't know. I don't think I ever had one. What were the chances of getting a gold ticket to go to the Willy Wanka Factory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Roughly one in a million. Adjusting for population growth, it's more likely to be one in 10 million now. What's REEEEEEEEEEEEAL GOOD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodin Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Lassy seeing that timy fell into that damn well for the 50th time and saying hell with him. When is it going away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miso Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 When the proper ointment is purchased and applied. If the fabric of space is torn, what is the result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kitty Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 -shrug- and No. F.ucking magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Go back to science class to figure that out. Why am I doing this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miso Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) Because questions need answering that only you can provide the answer to. Can you eat 2 slices of bread in 1 minute with no liquid beverage to aid you? Edited April 28, 2010 by Miso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Yes, but I'll need a tasty beverage afterwards. Which is better, powdered or glazed donuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kitty Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 The sugar donuts. Did people really used to live in black and white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Yes. See also Pleasantville. What if Einstein is wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfnin Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Divide by zero. What are we doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Bringing down an entire Navy ship's system. What's your favorite music to frag to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...