Guest MrSako Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 (edited) Name: Come, Come, Paradise! Make out Tactics (Icha Icha Takutikkusu) Vol. 1 Equipment Kind: Book Effect: Once per battle, use during your Setup Phase. All Perverts lose their next Response phase and become Stunned. Description: Arguably one of the greatest books ever written... for the Otaku. About the author: has firsthand experience with all material written in this book. Lover of hundreds, loved by tens of thousands. Makes for fine reading while training your Gennin. Cost: $25 ((It was late at night... I just had to be silly. I was thinking about one of them being signed and handed out to the first person who bought this item...)) Edited May 26, 2005 by MrSako
Guest Laguna Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 It does nothign except hurt perverts.. XD... well I think it will cost 10-20$ at most XD
Guest Naku Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 (edited) With the number of perverts on this board I'd be more than willing to buy one, without a response phase everyone loses their ability to dodge. Mix it with the Ancient Taijutsu supreme technique: A thousand years of pain, and you'll have a budding kakashi. Edited May 25, 2005 by Naku
Guest MrSako Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 They should aslo become stunned. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Done
Tantan Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 (edited) I think Rei meant an age you could purchase it at. Age to buy such material in the U.S. is 18 for instance. Edited June 3, 2005 by Tanthiel
Matthias Drake Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 Wouldn't a ninja be considered an adult once they become a genin anyway? That's what Iruka said. I mean, they're ninja, risking their lives all the time, why shouldn't they be allowed to booze and look at girly mags...?
shizuki Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 the pr0n isn't an issue to a ninja probably, but children have much worse reactions to alchohol.
Guest MrSako Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 No lower end age limit to buy it... represents Ninja's resourcefulness to purchase said item by getting an older individual to buy it for them. This is what I'll say... if a Ninja under 16 years of age purchaes this, they have to write a 5-post story on how they did it, and it must include an element of comedy.
Guest Shikyo Posted June 10, 2005 Posted June 10, 2005 God stop with the math XD my head hurts... Well I'm no mathmatician but I say this would cost! *Does doctr evil pose* One Billion, Fefillion, gagilllion, million.... yen <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When this is approved I will be the first person to by a copy. Very good idea. And remember that we are in a japan universe the legal drinking age is 12 (or around there) and there is porn in itheir cartoons.
Guest MrSako Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 (edited) BuMp #3 One more APPROVAL and Gennin everywhere will rush to the Bookstands to purchase their very own copy of this great Novel! Reserve one now, and get $5 off the next volume! (Offer expires 2 minutes after the initial release date of Come, Come Paradise Vol. 1. We are not responsible if Come, Come Paradise Vol. 2 has not yet been released). After reading this great book, go rent the classic movie starring Snow Country's very own, Fujikaze Yukie (Kazahana Koyuki). Edited June 13, 2005 by MrSako
PhantasyIV Posted June 13, 2005 Posted June 13, 2005 Bu what about when Jariya told Naruto that "his book wasn't sold to kids" when they first met?
