Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 So... I've had this back pain for about five days now. I'm pretty sure it's not my back though, the muscles and stuff don't hurt. Tons of people have told me to go see a doctor, but I hate doctors. Are kidney problems life threatening or do you guys think this will pass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cntrstrk14 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Kidney's explode. Violently. Go to the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 You. Doctor. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 The whole kidney explosion thing sounds pretty convincing... I'll set up an appointment tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizuki Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My alternative opinion? Isn't it obvious? . . . Do a barrel roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowhatnow Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Do a barrel roll. Are you insane?! The much better answer is . . . Do a barrel roll OVER 9000!!! times and use the boost to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nappers Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Ask Sako. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Not enough time. Oh and if they say its Lupis, tell them to do another test. It's never Lupis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kitty Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 D: I went to the doctors for an eye exam. I had an infection. Good catch, doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) Yeah... I made the appointment. It's in two hours. Edited August 9, 2007 by McLovin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudnine Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 w00t. That was quick. It takes forever and a year to cram in an appointment where I live. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Yeah, I live in a community full of old people. The doctors know that they'll die anyway so anytime someone under thirty calls all the octogenarians get kicked off the calender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cho Hakkai Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 If your name is "MacLovin" from the superbad movie, you spelled it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4nd0m Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 ^ He's like an off-brand like Corn Puffs instead of Corn Pops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 I had to be different Mr. Hakkai man... Anyway, I got back from the doctor's... and funny story. I've got kidney stones. At eighteen years old I've gorged myself on enough caffeinated beverages to allow crystals to form in my kidney. *sigh* At least I get good drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cntrstrk14 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Back to your OP. Oh, it will pass. It will pass. And you will know when it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Now that Shijo is gone, it is rude to humiliate his now passed existance on NA. Hey, being different is okay. Well, not always. If you take a look at Shijo Ice_Demon, you'll realize that being different is not as good as it's cracked up to be. And when I actually read your last statement, I gotta think for a sec. The thinking's done. Caffeine does what!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizuki Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Prepare to pee fire. Enjoy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 I'm not looking forward too it... but I've got these pills that will hopefully make it go away... and then I've got painkillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizuki Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Um, no. The painkillers are gewd, but the firepee is superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ras3ngan Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 that sucks, pee fire, kidney stones. man. well this is a sign to start eating healthy to save ya kidneys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muse Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) Screw being healthy. I'd much rather burn someone with my pee. "Die, die!" Edited August 9, 2007 by Avalon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4nd0m Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 ^ I don't think it works like that...unless you know that jutsu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Door Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 ...Unfortunately, I don't know the "Napalm Urine No Jutsu." I've got the "Ow Ow OWW My Twanger Is Bleeding" hindering skill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cho Hakkai Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Get the "Chicken Sandwhich that tastes like popcorn" item. IT shoudl heal it. And if not, hey, you have a chicken sandwhich that tastes like popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
