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Damn Broken Cellar Doors...

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*Enters silently and seemingly out of nowhere.*

...

>.>

<.<

*Places CD's birthday gift, a gift-wrapped box that, when opened, would reveal a fairly large, and somewhat heavy metal box with a single red push button and a black arming switch, on an out of the way table.*

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>.>

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*Vanishes.*

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Thanks everybody. It really means a lot. <33333

*Enters silently and seemingly out of nowhere.*

...

>.>

<.<

*Places CD's birthday gift, a gift-wrapped box that, when opened, would reveal a fairly large, and somewhat heavy metal box with a single red push button and a black arming switch, on an out of the way table.*

|:

>.>

<.<

*Vanishes.*

I think, this may be the single sweetest thing anybody has ever done... ever. I won't tell anybody Jim... and I'll save it for later. I'm sure the C4 is all planted around the structural columns and foundation of Tony's house.

*still doesn't think all the table-flipping jokes are funny*

Happy birthday, CD! May your blade never dull.

Haha, yes. May yours always be sharp. You best start thinking that's funny, because with god as my witness, it's not going away.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!

Fuck cakes, wikis, and tables.

I should fly you out to my Uni and show you where the magic happens, I'll ask coach to cover this too.

I love you man.

*Flips a cellar door*

Ouch, that thing came back and hit meeeeeeee D:

You have to be careful when handling us so roughly. D: We're sure to flip back.

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*flips the wiki in response to the cake and table*

Thanks buddy. I won't be hittin' the festivities until tomorrow night. I'm gonna go hit a strip club.

Edit; And I'm not creaky or old... cock.

I dunno, CD. *Poke Poke Poke.* I think I hear creaking.

<<; >>;

Old...well.

:D That's okay. *Paints him pink.* Now you look fresh and shiny new. I can't do anything about the creak though.

Happy Birthday.

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